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So would the prospective benefits of mandatory voting be worth the insult to our God-given freedoms to burn ballots and shirk the polls for Beavis and Butthead reruns? Further, I can't wait to reach into my plastic baggie next time I want to buy a soda or put on lipstick. Kate Spade should seize the market. Off to swallow group. Abracadabra, homes.
4 comments:
I wonder if Harry Potter books in plastic bags held by black-haired young men will be allowed past security.
I read "mandatory vomiting" which went nicely with "plastic baggie."
Retraction: I wouldn't be able to have lipstick on the flight anyway.
Lipstick is back on the a-ok list.
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