breaking news

Now when I elect to eat only Godiva dark, I will know that I am taking a stand in the name of chocolate.

movie weekend

In sum:

Evan Almighty is a good choice for members the 5-and-under set who have had a lobotomy.*

Shrek the Third is a good choice for members of the 4-and-under set who have had a lobotomy.

The Naked City is a good choice for persons over 5, without a lobotomy, who recently saw the aforementioned movies back-to-back and wish to resuscitate the resultingly comatose brain cells.

*Sweet Fancy Moses, I can't believe the starrage Evan Almighty got on imdb.

All we got was a frying pan

It would be so fun to think of ads like this, although I think it was pro bono, so it wouldn't pay the rent.

Science Wednesday

Goodbye, Mr. Wizard

small world

I really want to get lost.

and also.